The photoshoot of the greatest tag team today: Leanna Decker and Jesse Jane
Jordan and Pippen. Batman and Robin. Decker and Jane.
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Just a stoolie in California
May 8, 2014
Rate this Logan Couture drawing
8.5, a lot better than the doll they gave away of him.
May 8, 2014
Lisa Loeb wants me to get drafted by the Patriots or Raiders, right?
Yeahhhhhhhhh I see you, Lisa. Question is whether or not you want me to stay on the West Coast near you or if you want me to win on the East Coast with the hoodie? What if I’m naive, when I thought I was strong and leave but then come back cuz I missed you? Where’s this relationship going?
May 8, 2014
Morrissey was bumrushed, humped on stage in San Jose last night
I’ve never really been a Smiths or Morrissey fan, particularly because when he was hot I was either not born or busy trying to learn my ABC’s. Also because Morrissey is such a high brow person to say you’re a fan of if you are under the age of 35. So yeah, to say I’ve gone out of my way to avoid listening is a pretty accurate assessment of my knowledge of his work. That being said, I peeped some of his solo work and it’s downright delightful. Kind of hate myself for saying it, but it’s true. However, a couple sticking points.
First off, I get trying to rush the stage but some of these dudes were trying to mount Morrissey. I know he’s into dudes and all, but you’re really trying to break a piece off of this?
Yeah, I’ll pass. Maybe in his heyday? For sure not now.
Second, these might be the worst roadies of all time. How the hell do you let MULTIPLE fans get on stage with Morrissey? It’s Morrissey….these aren’t Juggalos, these are Senior Executives of PR drunk on cosmo’s trying to get on stage. Poor, poor effort all around and it’s a testament to the roadies of the real days of rock ‘n roll.
P.S. Tom Hanks as Aerosmith’s roadie is top 5 sketches ever in SNL history.
May 8, 2014
Barry Melrose gives fashion advice to the masses in ESPN’s “Style Points”
(I realize this is a year old but it only has 486 views)
The Zoot suit daddy of hockey coming in hot with his take on making fashion statements and avoiding fashion faux pas. Granted, the only reason he’s able to get away with what he wears on a nightly basis (which I’m convinced half his wardrobe are those 20’s gangster costumes from the the Halloween store) is because Don Cherry is a lunatic. Still, his salient points about the benefits of well polished shoes and not having your pants too short so as to avoid looking like a nerd are part of the 10 commandments of looking good. However, it must be noted that Barry’s suit diatribe is applicable to the way he carries himself: stand out on camera, have it reflect yourself. I’d say he’s doing a pretty good job of that as the lovable odd-ball analyst who was a terrible coach. As a tribute, here’s some of Barry’s finest.
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