Levi’s Stadium will have Garlic Fries, other food wonders

 

So the 49ers Levi’s stadium unveiling was yesterday and in addition to being maybe the most beautiful thing in California structurally speaking, they also offer WiFi, tons of available parking, a mega HD video screen, transportation to the game and above all: cup holders at every seat as well as food delivery to every seat.

Let that sink in for a moment. The only you can’t do there is piss and shit yourself. Everything else is taken care of, simply astonishing.

Now I didn’t think that they could improve upon that until I started to see the menu options available on their website. Granted there’s some crunchy, vegan bullshit in there but there are also some absolute gems that probably shouldn’t be at a football game out of tradition however it looks amazing. I mean Garlic Fries are most known associated with the Giants and yeah you may stink for a week but they taste so good and you’ll have never felt more alive. What else are they going to offer? Glad you asked. Anyone for Bacon, Chicken Mac ‘n Cheese?

 

I don’t even know that even legal?! I thought you could only add one meat product to Mac ‘N Cheese let alone changing it to a home made recipe (none of that craft shit). Take me down carb city ASAP. What else we got? Oh wait, Red Velvet cupcakes?

And brownies and cookies the size of the moon…this is more like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate factory for 49er foodies. They might legitimately need to ask people to leave at the end of the game. Cutting off people at the end of the 3rd quarter from cupcakes, running out of Mac ‘n Cheese by halftime. This is gonna be madness, people might not even tailgate the food is so good. Going to be an absolute rush on food, so get them early and often.

Man dies while having sex with his wife, Wife reveals last words were, “You’ve Still Got Your Socks On”

Yahoo! UK & Ireland – A grieving widow has opened up about the moment her late husband died while they were having sex.

Lucie Brownlee was left heartbroken after becoming a 36-year-old widow when Mark died in front of her.

The couple were trying for a baby when he suffered a catastrophic arrhythmia in bed – tragically they had chosen that night to have sex because it was the optimum time to conceive.

But after the intelligence analyst collapsed, paramedics couldn’t revive him and he died on the scene.

Devastatingly, his last words were: “You’ve still got your socks on.”

Mark was just 37 when he died and was fit and healthy at the time, despite health problems previously.

He’d collapsed four years before his death and medics discovered that his aorta had ruptured – but he’d gone on to make a full recovery after an operation.

Of course, feel for the widow who know has a bit of a black widow stamp to her now, but just tragic leaving a young wife and a kid. However, as far as ways to go, that’s the way to do it. I can only hope that this man came to fruition before he came to fruition.

That being said, there’s two unfortunate angles to this story. The first of which is as great as it is going after sex the last thing on your mind even if you busted your nut is confusion has to be horrible. I mean in theory, you’re never going to have that question answered forever or at least till your wife joins you in the afterlife. That’s infuriating on an eternal level. As far as mysteries of life go, that’s a tough one to go out on as it’s so simple and benign. Die not knowing the truth about the Kennedy assassination or the 2000 elections results, not why your wife left her socks on.

Which brings me to my next point: do people not realize that’s a genius move? It’s so easy for women to get distracted and turned off, resolving the “cold feet” factor is a gamechanger. In fact Johns Hopkins scientists have already written about this strategic move. So my question now is, how did he not know that and even worse, maybe his wife did and just shows us that more that she loved him that much to keep his socks on. Tragic indeed.

Thank you, local news

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Big sigh of relief for all of the 10 people and local homeless that will be in attendance tonight.

Report: Demand for legal weed in California around $1.2 Trillion

SF Weekly – It’s not just cops and weedheads who are eagerly watching Colorado’s experiment with marijuana legalization. Bankers and businesses also have a very literal stake in the legal cannabis game. What happens in Colorado is likely a bellwether for what will happen elsewhere in the country once marijuana is made legal.

Here’s an example: Based on what we’re seeing in Colorado, demand for legal, recreational marijuana in California could exceed 2.1 million pounds. If a pound of weed fetches about $1,000, that’s $2.1 trillion worth of marijuana at the retail level.

According to the the state agency in charge of legal weed in Colorado, annual demand there is 130 metric tons. If Colorado’s numbers are scaled to fit California’s population and tourists, we’re talking trillions. In the Colorado study, which was prepared for the Department of Revenue, analyst pegged the annual demand for legal weed at about 121.4 metric tons. Coupled with the nine metric tons consumed by tourists, that’s 130 metric tons — or 286,000 pounds.

And Colorado is a small state, with about eight million people. There are more people in the Bay Area than in all of Colorado and California has about 7.5 times as many people as Colorado, at 38 million — and counting.

I’ll say first and foremost, I’m not really a weed guy.

But all things considered holy moly that is a ton of demand. I mean I know California is the biggest state by population and everyone here blazes up but $1.3 Trillion with a capital T is a ton TON of green.

We’ve got hippies, bangers, high schoolers, college kids, hipsters, sick patients and just people who love to blaze when they’re drunk. Hell, I bet that number goes even higher if in fact it’s legal because you gotta factor in the whole “oh it’s legal now? Sure I’ll have some” effect that’s going to spread to the soccer mom’s and people that used to blaze up in college that have kids now. Whole families of people who just blaze up after dinner before watching Netflix and you wanna talk about tourists? How many kids are gonna go to California for weed alone? Hell we’ve got the entire population of Wyoming here arriving everyday to visit the Golden Gate bridge and Disneyland, that’s another bunch of people all going to pick up some sweet stanky stanky while they’re here as well.

So when you think about it, what’s really stopping it from hitting the store shelves at your liquor store or even Target? The DEA? Prudes? I’m not really sure. You’d be cutting drug related crime and boosting the tax recap from all the money spent on it, so what’s the hold up? I’m really at a loss as to why. Figure it out, California, because our schools suck and we’re sick of all the other taxes.

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Can we not commute in peace?

First they came to the coffee shops, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a coffee shop guy.

Then they came to the city parks, and I did not speak out—
Because I do not hang out at city parks.

Then they came to the street corners, and I did not speak out—
Because I do not hang out on the street.

Then they came for my train—and there was no one left to speak for me.