Jeff Goldblum just bagged a broad 30 years younger than him
Marriage will find a way indeed, my man! Kudos to Jeff who last was married in 1990 for just taking the whole bachelor route from 37 to 60 and now is settling in for the retirement years with a scrappy 31 year old. Well played my good man, just an absolute clinic in how to navigate the Hollywood relationship field. Have a few serious girlfriends/marriages while you’re hot, then coast solo riding your fame till you’re almost in verified old dude territory and marry a young hottie.
Enjoy your wedding night although not so thankfully, we all know what that is going to look like: