High end prostitute kills Google exec with heroin on his yacht, maybe also an Atlanta club owner

by sanjosebarstool

Prostitute

(KRON)A new twist in the case of a high end prostitute linked to the killing of a Google executive.

Milton, Georgia Police Capt. Shawn McCarty says a death related to the Santa Cruz investigation of Alix Tischelman is being reopened.

The case involves the death of Atlanta club owner, Dean Riopelle, who died in September 2013.

He was dating Tischelman at the time of his death.

Captain McCarty says they were contacted by detectives in Santa Cruz when they were looking into Ms. Tichelman’s background, seeing if anything came from their investigation of the Georgia death.

“We’ll be looking at it again to make sure there’s nothing to it”, McCarty said.

Riopelle’s death was ruled as an accidental overdose from heroin and alcohol.

Alix Tischelman, who lived with Riopelle at his house in Milton, was the one who alerted authorities.

Police say Tischelman said she was in the shower when she heard a large crash and found Riopelle unconscious on the floor. she says she tried to wake him up and then called 911.

His death was not investigated as suspicious at the time.

First things first, whether you’re a Google Executive with a yacht or a skanky club owner from Atlanta, the power of the vagina reigns supreme. Truly a flower that wilts for no man. Throughout history men have fallen to it’s power, like Icarus flying too close to the sun.

The second and third clues that this woman was not to be trifled with is the fact that this woman spells Alex with an i and pronounces her name Tickle-man. Maybe these guys thought they were living out their own little Bond fantasy. Pussy Galore, Xenia Onnatop, Honey Rider, Alix Tischelman. Makes perfect sense, she’s dangerous, funny name, foreign/Eastern Bloc look about her, I get it guys. But seriously, maybe flush her background a wee bit before making the exchange?

Finally, of all the ways to go, I’d say via Heroin (capital H) wouldn’t be that bad to go? I mean sure the coming down part apparently the worse experience known to man but you’re literally taking the elevator to the top floor and peacing on it. Probably like Frank after Dean Pritchard drop kicks him.

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