The actual Riddler robbed a bank in Burlingame

by sanjosebarstool

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ABC 7 – Police in Burlingame continue their search for a man they say robbed a bank Saturday afternoon, and fled on foot on El Camino Real. According to Corp. David Perna, at about 12:40 p.m., the lone suspect entered the Bank of America located at 400 El Camino Real in Burlingame, and presented the teller with a note. 

The note stated that the suspect had a gun and a bomb and demanded money.

Video surveillance photos show the suspect wearing sunglasses, a green cap, multi-colored shirt, and what appears to be a woman’s frilly blue scarf around his neck. He is described as a white man in his 40s, 5-feet, 6-inches tall, and bald.

Police said no one at the bank reported seeing a weapon, and no one was injured.

The suspect left the bank after receiving an undisclosed amount of cash.

I’ve never worked in a bank, nor would I ever want to, just too much money just sitting around and I would without question get popped for taking some because of how much I pay Sallie Mae every month. That aside, if I’m a bank teller, I’m asking this guy to see the gun and or bomb because I don’t believe for a second this guy even had one. Granted, I’m sure the bank’s protocol is to hand over the money to whoever asks for it so there’s no liability and because they are insured but give me a break. You think a man with that get up is carrying a gun? No way.

On the flipside, I can’t trust anybody wearing a Green scally cap outside of St. Patrick’s Day. Throw in a “frilly” blue scarf? You just arrived at Crazytown, population this guy. So in the end this guy maybe this guy was packing heat or maybe he had one of those guns that has the paper flags that say “Bang!” come out when you pull the trigger. Either way, I’m pulling a Mark Cuban and crossing to the other side of the street.

P.S. I need to know what else this guy wears on a day to day basis. Who is this guy?

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