Man cancels trip to World Cup because he’s a pussy

by sanjosebarstool

south bay asshole

ABC 7 News – World Cup excitement is growing and so are the riots. Brazil has been plagued by them for weeks, even though more than a half million people are expected to be there for the games. The violence is keeping one South Bay man home.  Reza Sadeghi is watching online feeds of the riots in Brazil. Some of the violence is hard to watch.  Sadeghi said, “You couldn’t convince me that the country is secure enough for me to go.”

The 41-year-old father was supposed to go to the World Cup for 12 days. It would have been a dream for the former college soccer player since he had planned to spend $25,000 for the chance to go to six games. Sadeghi lost his $5,000 deposit, since cancelling his trip because of safety concerns.

Sadeghi said, “The chance of being kidnapped or God knows what could happen… and the other thing is you don’t want to be in a country where the people are not happy about you being there.”

I cannot underscore how much I loathe this guy right now. The World Cup is one of my favorite events and Brazil, although loaded with crime and the HIV, is also full of beaches, Ms. Bum Bums, and the world biggest soccer tournament. Considering the fact that if you’re doing it like he was about to, going to not one not two not three not four not five, but SIX games and probably staying in unreal accommodations, it makes my skin crawl. Sure there’s those bad elements, but you’re not staying in the slums from the Fast & Furious movies, no you’re staying in probably some swanky accommodations with thousands of other people from all over the world. You hear about the Tinder game at the Olympic Village? I can only imagine what it’s like in these luxury resorts during these tournaments. Unreal.

Worst part is that this guy is not getting kidnapped. Reza Sadeghi is not the name of a dude getting kidnapped. Wilson Roosevelt or something else that’s stuffy and caucasian is the name of a dude getting kidnapped and ransomed. The fact that the Brazilian security forces are going to be crawling all over the place ensures that. Not to mention you not only lost your deposit by doing this, you also probably lost your first class airfare which is the FIRST place I’d start mingling it up for chicks on the way to the World Cup. Only way this guy gets hurt is if there’s a countrywide riot, French Revolution style, which will for sure not happen.

So congratulations, bro, enjoy watching the games on your Vizio, asshole.

 

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