Shitty knock off of Super Sexy Sax Man “entertains” shoppers in Oakland Trader Joes

by sanjosebarstool

Well here you go, Oakland, San Francisco has gotten so weird and hipster that they’re now going to start exporting and moving their operations to the East Bay. Congratulations, you just got a bunch of people that are white collar, bohemian idiots. I cannot wait for the day when some performance artist in Jack London Square gets chased out by some East Oak-town bro’s in an Impala blaring Too $hort. Take a stand, Oakland, I thought you guys were legit. Can’t be having these idiots invading the sanctity of your food purchases. However, I will say the only reason this bozo gets away with this is because it’s a Trader Joe’s and not a Safeway. This goes down in Safeway in Oakland, he’s walking away with a black eye and a broken sax.

P.S. The Super Sexy Sax thing is beyond jumping the Shark. It’s like Jaws 3-D status.

P.P.S. I’d hate to be this kid’s younger brother, who is clearly pushing him around in the cart.

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