Your week in Californians complaining to the police about stupid shit

by sanjosebarstool

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Sometimes it’s the criminals, sometimes it’s the callers, but either way, we’re soft as shit in California. And weirdos. Can’t forget that:

BURLINGAME – Vancouver Avenue, 6:50 p.m. May 23 A resident complained about a solicitor, a man with crooked teeth who was offering upgrades for AT&T customers.

Chula Vista Avenue, 11:50 p.m. Thursday A female throwing pots and pans was reported to be creating a disturbance.

BELMONT – Ralston Avenue, 10:47 p.m. Monday An elderly resident at a senior facility called police and said that he wanted to go home.

Cipriani Boulevard, 9:46 a.m. Wednesday A man in his 70s wearing a beige shirt and matching hat was seen going through a garbage can.

CAMPBELL – 1500 block of Silacci Drive, Saturday Two koi were stolen from a pond in the front a residence.

500 block of West Rincon Avenue, 9:30 a.m. Monday Police were unable to locate a man in his late 70s accused of grabbing a woman and trying to kiss her.

ATHERTON – Stockbridge Avenue, 1:27 p.m. Saturday A man in a resident’s frontyard asked to use the restroom. The resident turned him down, and the man walked away.

FOSTER CITY – Niantic Drive, 10:13 a.m. May 22 A person reported being tricked by a person claiming to be with the IRS and losing nearly $9,000.

Dory Lane, 8:28 p.m. May 22 A resident who collected three soccer balls kicked accidentally over a fence and into a parking lot was refusing to answer the door.

Plaza View Lane, 7:52 p.m. May 21 A red Mini Cooper was reported to be parked crooked in a handicap stall. An officer responded, determined the vehicle was only somewhat crooked and that no violation had occurred.

WOODSIDE – 4000 block of Woodside Road, 4:28 p.m. May 10 A telephone pole got in the way of a driver who looked away “for only a second” when his cellphone rang.

REDWOOD CITY – El Camino Real, 1:23 a.m. Thursday A man who didn’t have enough money to buy a beer, opened it inside the store, started drinking and walked out. As a result, an arrest was made.

Twin Dolphin Drive, 2:02 p.m. Thursday Loose goats from a neighboring property were reported. Hundreds of them.

Thanks to Mercury News

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