Someone stole Hunter Pence’s scooter

by sanjosebarstool

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Whoa, talk about a great caper. This is probably the best high profile thing to steal from someone in San Francisco: a goddamn scooter. Granted, this is the last guy in San Francisco I would steal it from, whoever did it knew what they were doing because they definitely just zoomed up to fisherman’s wharf without anyone noticing, just disappearing into the night. Definitely something to monitor. My personal opinion? Probably this guy:

This guy screams “The Fan 2” except instead of Snipes and De Niro, it’s Pence and this idiot.

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