No big deal, just a Puma escaped a cat compound and invaded Mountain View last night

by sanjosebarstool

Well if you ever wanted to know why the United States is a supreme world power and a 1st world country, this is why. Not only do we have a project where we keep these big cats in captivity, we’ve actually put collars on them and when one escapes (and somehow travelled 40 miles north by the way), we’re able to safely wrangle it in. Every other country it would have turned into this:

And a puma is bigger than a leopard. So God Bless the USA because anywhere else your ass or this big cat’s ass would be dead. Here? All good.

P.S. Need to know the name of this puma ASAP. Guessing it was something edgy like Striker or Hondo.