Is that a chick or a dude in the Miracle Whip commercial?

by sanjosebarstool

miracle whip

Caught this ad just now and I have to say at first I was kind of digging Stacy but now with those hands and that high cheekbone line in addition to his/her height, I think she might have a dick? Not to mention the way she chopped those eggs up and how much in length her fingers are, has to be a dude right? They aren’t fat but the actual length is probably longer than Blake Bortles. No bueno.

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