Colin Kaepernick would be the worst at sleepovers

by sanjosebarstool

Not only does this clown sleep diagonal like a goddamn maniac, he’s probably blasting music that’s going to keep everyone up and probably will wake up your parents. Also, when did he ask permission to borrow your older sister’s sweatshirt? What the fuck? He’s definitely still invited to my birthday but def no more sleep overs.